I fantasised last night.
No, not because I am reading Fifty Shades Darker (that requires no imagination at all) but because I was looking at my Lotto ticket with baited breath. I thought I had won, but it was my eyesight playing tricks on me, or my brain. So having not won the big lottery, I considered the next option still available on the ticket which is Plus 5 – the chance to win £250,000 all week. Some people would argue whether that is a life-changing amount or not. Well they are just damned ungrateful because I sure as hell wouldn’t mind £250,000 (I nearly said dollars then for some reason the voice in my head that….says….each…..word……as……I………am………typing it switched in to a Texan Drawl – I have only watched one episode of the new Dallas and already it has taken effect.)
What would you do with that amount. My instant and very exciting reaction was “to pay off the mortage” the voice in my head said that in a David Walliams style “computer says noo” tone. My second reaction was “how dull can you get”? No, I would pick up the phone to Unicef (the reason why I blog) and ask them if there is a particular project that I could fund – one in the UK and one abroad. Now my husband is not as charitable as me and would have kittens if I turned round and said I wanted to donate some of it to charity. So, I would have to placate him with something that has wheels and goes very fast…….on the shopping list would be this……
(Oh yes that’s me sat on the bike making it look even better …I wish)
and then maybe something with a few more wheels………..
(I wasn’t available for this shoot)
and then maybe something with really big wheels…..
After doing the necessay with the Kids (Disney etc) oh and i spose we better save some just in case they want to get massively in debt for 3 years, test the resilience of their liver and survive eating nothing but fish-finger sandwiches (university) ….My thoughts would then turn to my shopping list……
a horse that LIKES jumping, like this……
And if I have any money left over a dinner date with someone like this…….
But maybe not when he is like this…. (bruised eyes during filming)
Paul Walker can drive me to the restaurant, but this fella…..
can drive me home (very handy if you are remotely bulimic as it would be a challenge to keep your meal down).
My reaction might be a little like this….http://youtu.be/HH3WgpuHgfw mamma mia!
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